I’m 47 years old. Why do I like shoes like these? I’m a casual dresser but I wouldn’t be caught dead in Ed Hardy. I don’t wear pink and I don’t like (in fact, I despise) the Grateful Dead. Why did I buy these shoes? Maybe they won’t feel right when I try to wear them and then I’ll have to take them back to Payless Shoes. Meanwhile, I still bought these shoes. Why? Somebody tell me they are not awul? Hey, they don’t have skulls!! I bought my daughter these shoes:
She got 4 pairs of shoes!! Not bad for the start of school!! She hasn’t had Mary Janes in a few years and I want her to be able to dress nicer if she wants to. I swear, she tried on every damn shoe in the place. She’s between kid and woman. It’s confusing. She can wear a 7 1/2 womens’ but a 6 girls’ is too big? I don’t know how the stupid numbers work so I just had her try on, walk, try on, walk, try on, walk. It was kinda fun.
Here’s the criteria:
No laces. Don’t ask.
Nothing to pink or “girlie” but also not too dark, Spiderman-y or “Boy-ee.”
No Hannah Montana, Wizards of Waverly Place, HSM, or anything Disney tween related. “iCarly” is ok. If we could find shoes with Kirby on them she’d be the happiest kid in the world.
No “funny tongues.”
Time for more of Mini-Snarky’s artwork:
Posted Aug 19th 2009 2:00AM by TMZ Staff
We’re told TLC is not happy with Jon Gosselin, but Jonnie boy may not care, because he has his sights set on a new show.
We’re told Jon is in talks with a major production company — Endomol — to appear in a show called “Divorced Dad’s Club.” We told the show chronicles the lives of famous divorced fathers. We’re told producers talked to Jon, but he’s concerned about his TLC contract.
But Jon may still have a shot at the new show, because we’re told TLC is not happy with his conduct lately on “Jon & Kate Plus 8.” We’re told they fired off a letter to him, claiming he was in violation of the morals clause of his contract, partly because he’s been seen going in and out of bars and drinking.
We’re told Kate is actually pulling up the slack Jon has created. She now has the kids more than 60% of the time and is increasingly involved — even when she doesn’t have physical custody — because she’s concerned for the children’s welfare, emotionally and financially.
We’re told all the money they made last season from “Jon & Kate Plus 8” went into a joint account. Jon and Kate each took a cut, but Jon spent his share. Kate put a big chunk of the money into a college fund for the kids, so not much was left over.
As for this season, sources say a judge gave Kate control of the family finances because she was deemed the more responsible party. Jon gets limited access to the account for basic stuff, and we’re told he’s not happy about it. Kate’s people say Jon is making money on the side by selling pictures and stories of him and the kids to the tabloids.
Breaking News: Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman, the “It Couple” that have dominated the tabloids in the last few weeks, have just landed a development deal for their own sitcom on Cinemax. Read on for the details! Then be really confused when you realize this isn’t real! Then look foolish when you post about it in the comments section!
Jon Gosselin offered a JOB!! Will he promote the “Love Kills Slowly” or “Love Dies Hard” lines for Ed Hardy?
Jon Gosselin doesn’t have a relationship or a job — but one of those things is about to change.Christian Audigier, one of the head honchos over at the Ed Hardy clothing line, tells us he’s offering Jonny boy a job — and the two are meeting today in St. Tropez, France to go over their options.
No word on what the joint venture might be — “Jon & Kate Plus 8 Million Rhinestones,” anybody?
Jon is even on the front page of the Ed Hardy Website. (scroll down).
I admit, I love some of this artwork. It’s taken me a few years but I finally embraced the skull thing. My daughter’s father is into skulls and pirates so she is too, sort of.
I’ve always admired good tattoo art.
I’m assuming Jon will be promoting the “LOVE KILLS SLOWLY” line of douchewear. Or, maybe he will be promoting some of the other shirts Ed Hardy offers: