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“Grey’s Anatomy” May 13th Episode: Recap (spoilers)

First scene is Bailey with a hot, shirtless man. It’s obvious they are about to “do it” which is what Bailey needs.

Teddy enters Sloan’s apartment, walks in, undresses, and sees another woman in the bed as he comes out of the shower, shirtless, of course.

In the elevator, Bailey is singing a song and Mark and Derek ask why. She’s just happy (after sex glow) and giddy and doesn’t say anything. Then the guy (I’ll look up his name, McHotCoco?) gets on the elevator and he’s singing the same happy sex song. hmmmm? Subtle.

Demi Lovato is playing Hayley, a schizophrenic girl who’s parents are about to commit her. She grabs a sharp implement to kill herself and Alex Karev is calm and talks her down with his charm and cuteness.

She keeps insisting she’s not crazy and she gives Alex the sharp tool.

She’s tied to the bed. “Page Shephard,” says Karev.

Shep wants to run some tests. They want to find out what is really wrong but the parents, especially the father, are just convinced she’s schizophrenic.

They finally agree to run more tests.

Sloan with Amber, a driving-while-texting victim. They will remove the burned area and regraph her skin and hair. The entire side of her face is burned.

Old couple reunite while their gurneys are passing in the hall. Marion Ross, was his wife’s best friend and supposed to be the maid of honor. They were in-love but both married other people. They were each other’s first.

They were each in their respective exam rooms telling the doctors of their love story gone bad. He wanted to call off the wedding. She left across the country and he married his wife and she married someone else. They both never stopped loving or thinking of each other. Both of them reminisced with sweet love in their voices.

The other doctors put them together but Yang says he has a bad heart. “A happy patient is a healthy patient.”

“You’re okay with this?” barks Christina?

“How Romantic” — says the doctor in charge.

Checking Hayley’s brain. All clear. Alex is saying “I know crazy, I grew up with crazy . . . ” They all decide to advocate for the patient and continue tests. She’s crying as she comes out of the MRI. I think she’s crying because she’s relieved that someone, Karev, is listening to her cries for help and not just announcing her “crazy” and needing to be committed.

Lexie asks Alex “are we dating? . . . what are we? I”m over Mark.”

He kisses her and says, “We’re a thing . . . we see each other . . . whatever.” it was cute and she looked happy when he walked away. She’s actually a very pretty woman and I think she looks good as a blond.

In surgery the Chief is commenting on Owen and Teddy’s surgery “shorthand.” Remembers having it with with a former colleague. Christina immediately knows that Chief is talking about Ellis, Meredith’s mother.

Alex and Mer talking about the girl they were testing and Mer says that Alex is becoming a real doctor. Sort of like saying ‘you’re growing up.’. Christina sits at another table because she’s mad at Mer for giving her doubts about moving in with Owen.

Alex suggests they ask “Lexopedia” if she has a mysterious diagnosis that she possibly read about a long time ago. Mer says, “She’s not a book.” and Lexie sheepishly says, “I kinda am.”

Lexie remembers some article, June ‘o4, green cover. Wow. Alex will check it out and he leave the sisters alone. Lexie tells Mer that she thinks it’s gross that Mark is with Teddy. Mer says, “you’re with Alex.”

Then Christine, with emotion, comments on the conversation that Owen and Dr. Weber had in the operating room.

“Owen is Ellis, Teddy is Dr Weber, I’m Thatcher?” and she’s very upset. Mer, speechless for once, says, “I don’t know . . .”

“Forget it” spouts Christina as she storms away.

More tests for Hayley. Big eyes. Mom is complaining that these test are torture but she cooperates. Alex has her hold her nose and blow. This is a very specialized test. Her eyes start convulsing back and forth. She cries “no” and rips off the apparatus on her head.

“What did you just do???” said an angry parent.

“I diagnosed her,” says confident, happy Dr. Karev.

Bailey sees her man flirting. Flirting hard. Giggling, touching. She looks PISSED off and walks away without speaking to him. “Miranda? Miranda?:? Shit. I didn’t know she had a first name or I thought her first name was Bailey.

Amber, the car crash victim has to have 3 fingers amputated. This has to be done before her hair graphs. Bailey says she could cry. Amber’s annoying friend says, “NO, we stay positive.” Bailey, “she can be positive tomorrow,.” The girl breaks down crying and is grateful for the freedom of being able to feel sorry for herself and weep.

Back to the other patient, Derek and Alex explain the condition to the parents. It’s an ear thing that’s very difficult to diagnose. She’s not schizophrenic and this can be corrected with surgery.

Miranda and Sloan are alone and she starts grilling him. “Is one woman ever enough for some men?” She’s thinking of her guy but he’s thinking of himself and says:.

“Teddy and I were never exclusive. Were you and your guy exclusive?
“We’re not talking about me” and she leaves the room.

The old couple are now in the same room. He asks her to live with him. She says they barely know each other. He wants her to think about it before surgery (not sure who’s surgery).

Marion Ross, Emmy winner and icon, “I got over you . . . Henry” She explains the joy of her family and her life with her husband, children and grandchildren. “I got over you. I’m sorry.”

Everybody, especially Callie, is heartbroken.

Surgery on the car crash victim. Sloan wants to do the hair restoration while she’s anesthetized. They decide to go for it.

Christine has a sad look and walks up to Mer, hesitates and says, “do you think your mom ever got over the chief? Do you think she still loved him after all those years”

“She loved him till the day she died.”

“What were you trying to tell me about Teddy and Owen? Tell me what you know.”

Mer says something stupid that reminded me of Kelly from RHONY, “There is you and me, and me and Derek, and I’m telling you because of you and me but I can’t say more because of me and Derek.” yeah, whatever.

Christina says, “I need there to be a me and Own>” Ohe, I hear you sister. I’d like there to be a me and Owen too.”

Mer finds Derek and exclaims, “I hate your job.”

“I love you,” responds her post-it note husband.

“Do you think he loves her? Teddy?”

“You can’t tell Christina.”

“I know, that’s why I hate your job.”

“Wanna hug?”

Surgery and Lexie is being sarcastic to Callie about Mark sleeping around. Callie wants the old couple to be together. She wants to “believe” Good luck with that. I do too.

The girl is complaining about the scar. Her delusional friend says, “you’ll be doing shampoo commercials in no time.”

The friend states “we’re alive, it’s better than the alternative.”

Amber starts telling her friend that she can’t drive because of her fear after the accident.. She’s begging her best friend and she want to be REAL for once, !

The friend loses it talking about romantic comedies. They laugh together. Mer watches & thinks about Christine.

Mer goes to Owen and says something I can only describe as ‘ripping him a new one.’ She basically told him to make up his mind and decide if he will be ‘that guy’ for Christina.” She was brutal. I liked it.

Mark and Teddy. “I should have knocked, it’s over.” Don’t know if she meant the incident or the relationship.

Callie wants Mark to go to Lexie. “She’s with Karev” he whines.

Callie thinks they are the love of each other lives and wants Mark to go to her now. They hug. They sleep together when she’s not gay.

Owen explains to Christine about wanting the hospital to hire someone else in stead of Teddy. He’s trying to’get better” and doesn’t understand how he feels.

They are fighting. “I don’t know what I feel for Teddy.” It’s all related with his ptsd and it’s confusing. She’s crying and Owen is yelling that he shouldn’t have to explain himself to her or Meredeth. Teddy was eavesdropping. She was there to notify Owen about the old man patient.

The old man crashed. He wakes up and they tell him they need to insert pacemaker.

Marion Ross says she’s moving across the country to be with him and she never forgot him. What a great actress.

“how long do you need me to wait before I propose?” he says.

Christina stomps out, Owen chases, “Christina?” . . .

“Don’t.

Hayley is waking up. She feels “good.” “I’m Good.” I’M GOOD” mommy hugs her, everybody is happy. On FOX this story could have been an entire episode of “House.”

Bailey at the elevator and guy wants to talk to her. “I get it , you want to see other people” she spouts at the man she recently had sex with.

He explains that he’s nice to Liz cuz she’s such a bitch. He says he flirts with her because if he’s nice it benefits his schedule and who he might work with. It’s just “his way” and he really doesn’t give it his “good flirting.”

He tells her that the Good flirting is for Miranda because HE Means it. She starts the singlemomswhine . . . “I don’t have time for games.”

“I’m not playing games, I’m in this for real.” Yeah, whatever. They are in the elevator together and they hold hands.

Lexie was right about the diagnoses and Alex want them to celebrate at the bar. He walks off for a minute and Mark walks up and tells Lexie he’s still in love with her. He asks for another chance. “I’m in love with you.”

“Karev, he’s, . . .I I have a boyfriend . . .”

“Oh well, I’m saying you could have a husband.” He walks away ansd Karev puts his arm around her, “you ready?” he slaps her ass and they walk off with their arms around each other.

Callie on elevator with her ex, Arizona. They broke-up because Callie wants kids and Arizona absolutely does not want children. Awkward. Hot lesbian kissing.

That’s what elevators are for.

and Arizona she walks off . . . no words spoken.

Der & Mer in bed and Christine storms in. Der leaves and Christine gets in the bed. “Well, I’m not moving in with Owen.” Mer shows her “her room” in the new house they were building in the woods.

They cuddle.

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May 14, 2010 Posted by | Couples, Grey's Anatomy, Hunky Men, Kevin McKidd, TV Drama, Workplace | | Comments Off on “Grey’s Anatomy” May 13th Episode: Recap (spoilers)

Grey’s Anatomy Cliff Hanger: Spoiler

Let me start by saying that I only watch this show for one reason. Kevin McKidd.

Anybody who reads tabloids knows that TR Knight and Kathryn Heigel aka the absolutely worst couple in TV history, both want out of the show, so it’s no surprize that the “cliffhanger” is Izzy and George in Pergetory. She’s wearing a nice prom dress and he’s in a tux. Maybe both of them will realize that working on a hit show is better than not working at all and they will renew their contracts. If so, we all know too well that they can both be “saved” by this miraculous team of surgical gods.

Izzy story is predictable. We knew she had brain tumors. Back and forth, they’re bigger, it’s smaller, operatate again, did you get the tumor? Yeah got it all. GREAT.

did you get the tumor? Yeah, got it all. GREAT

oh,

did you get the tumor? Yeah, got it all. GREAT.

Then she had a moment of clarity when she remembered Alex saying he wanted to kill her, ha ha,  and she “died,” unless the ego of Kathryn Heigel decides she wants to keep working.

DNR, “fuck the DNR,”  beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

But how is George dying? That’s out of left field. They had Owen influence him to join the military to save the lives of soldiers fighting for a country. A noble endevor, that is for sure. I have to admit that I missed the first hour so I didn’t see McBadass show George how to be a man but it wasn’t too difficult to figure out.

Everybody is pissed that George wants to join the Army. I thought it was a good move for the character considering he’s already hooked up or married every female on the show. Nice departure with room for TR to return, if he wants to work.

In other story lines, Sloan, my 2nd favorite hot guy on this show, asked Little Grey to move in with him and she’s all wishy washy about it. I also missed this part because it was in the first hour.

Some man comes in after saving a woman from getting hit by a bus. He’s “road kill”  with his face and body completely messed up because he was dragged for blocks before the bus stopped. He saved this woman’s life and she’s convinced he’s her “knight in shining armor.” He almost dies a few times but opens his eyes and they know he’s alive. He’s touch and go and the woman sits by his side holding his hand.

Now, who could this man, who’s face is messed up, really be? Could it possibly be . . . George? Yeah, that makes sense. Kill off the actor so he can never come back again.  Cliff hanger because we always know that the superdocs could bring him back to life . . . now that they realize that it’s George so the try harder to save him (wtf?).

They can also reconstruct his face and any actor can be George. This is TV folks. When storylines are affected because the actors egos are too big for the show, it really takes the fun out of watching. Just saying.

Now, more Kevin McKidd and Sandra Oh. More Chief.

Meridith and Derek actually didn’t annoy me too much this episode. They weren’t the self-absorbed characters they usually are.

Sorry writers but you guys suck. I’m only watching for a hot guy, I don’t know why the rest of the country watches.

Oh, I take that back. 2 weeks ago there was a scene with Meridith and Chief that was Emmy worthy. I cried my little eyes out. He was apologizing for not helping her when she was a child. It was a moving and beautiful scene.

kevin

May 15, 2009 Posted by | Grey's Anatomy, Hunky Men, Kevin McKidd, TV Drama | | Comments Off on Grey’s Anatomy Cliff Hanger: Spoiler