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Do you watch the Oscars? UPDATED with my favorite TWEETS

Do you watch the Oscars?

Have you seen any of the nominated movies?

I saw UP and CORALINE. I loved UP and would be thrilled if it actually won for best picture (not a chance) but CORALINE, nominated for Animated Feature Film and was one of the most disturbing pictures I’ve ever seen in my life. I hated it and wanted to walk out but I was with 3 other people.

For some reason, my ABC has no sound in my bedroom so I am unable to watch the Oscars. Yes, I can go kick my kid off of the Wii but I don’t want to watch the Oscars THAT BAD so I will just post some funny tweets as the show goes on.

radioguychris OMG! I love Gabourey Sidibe more and more every time I see her. “If fashion were porn, this dress would be the money shot.” HA!

radioguychris DAMN! Miley Cyrus has no business being anywhere near Hollywood & Highland tonight.

BorowitzReport Miley Cyrus looks like she stepped right out of a MySpace profile

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PFTompkins I love Jon Cryer always.

radioguychris DUCKIE!!!!

NerdGirlBlogger Sweet, look at the old 80s stars!

radioguychris WOW. Loved that tribute to John Hughes.

MoRocca When are Ed Asner and Ernest Borgnine going to make a buddy flick?

slackmistress I think Robert Downey Jr shaved so that Judd Nelson couldn’t knock him out and steal his life. #oscarss

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PFTompkins Congratulations to Meshach Taylor and Kaye Ballard.

MoRocca That acceptance speech was apartheid all over again!

DougBensonDid white lady just interrupt black dude? And did he interrupt her back? And the orchestra interrupt both of them? What. The. #oscars

MoRoccaThat lady is the Oscars’ Kanye: Imma gonna let you finish but Beyonce had the best documentary short!

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Lizzs_Lockeroom #sotrue #Congrats! “Sometimes you have to forgo what’s popular, to do what’s right.” – Mo’Nique #oscars

DougBenson Wait, politics almost kept Mo’Nique from winning an Oscar? #huh

MMFlint What Monique meant by acad recog perform & not politics is that she refused to do all the silly oscar campaigning they want u to do & won!

CelebStoner Who should stoners root for to win #Oscars? Well, Woody Harrelson already lost, but we’ve still got Jeff Bridges & longshot ‘A Serious Man’

DougBenson There is no truth to the rumor that Keanu Reeves has crop circles in his beard. #oscars

DougBenson Take your time getting to the stage, costume lady, we can’t wait to hear about how you won twice before. Also, nice outfit! #oscars

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DougBenson My tits? Oh, they’re here and here. -Charlize Theron

NerdGirlBlogger Loving Charlize’s tit dress. If I wasn’t wearing my pj’s, I’d be able to rip on it a little bit more.

@NancyLeeGrahn: I didnt hear a word charlize said. I couldt stop looking at the cinnabuns attached to her boobs

@JesusNeedsNewPR: Looks like Charlize Theron bought fake flowers at Michaels to cover the places where her boobs are supposed be located. #Oscars

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PFTompkins So glad Riff Raff is finally winning an Oscar.

DougBenson That guy who just won gave a short speech because he has to go try to kill Bruce Willis now. He also played the doctor in FUNNY PEOPLE.

DougBenson Oh, shit, the DIE HARD villain won again. You’re safe for now, McClane! #oscars

@ew: Woody Harrelson just joked that his best acting was when Penelope Cruz announced Christoph Waltz as best supporting actor.

@deporitaz: Take a shot everytime Kristen Stewart bites her lip

NerdGirlBlogger I am so sick of Kristen Stewart’s sour puss.

@taylahburrows: Kristen Stewart actually looked like a girl, but she looked incredibly awkward walking in heels. Taylor Lautner looked awesome as usual.

Dominic_Addams Kristin Stewart what the hell is she doing she looks like she doesn’t want to be there!! If you don’t like to be famous get a real job!!!

@maceo87 Kristen Stewart could have cleared that resin out of her lungs backstage, no?

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radioguychris Sandra Bullock needs to fire her makeup artist.

MoRocca Sandra Bullock looks like a vampire

@DCdebbie: Forget Miss Confidentiality, Sandra Bullock was in Speed! True talent is not laughing playing alongside Keanu. #Oscars

MoRocca Demi Moore is doing the dead people montage?!?! Because she’ll look the same when she’s 120?

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NerdGirlBlogger Must there be interpretive dancing?

PFTompkins I love the J. Crew Dancers!

MoRocca Loving the Hurt Locker voguing!

bazecraze Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bathroom Break dancers!

DougBenson The Academy was forced to hire all these dancers as part of Obama’s jobs bill. #oscars

scottknaster This dancing to movie scores thing is horrible. #oscars

jodywatley i think george clooney had a few drinks before #Oscars đŸ™‚

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MMFlint Editors for Hurt Locker: “We did this with no focus groups or studio notes.” Imagine that, filmmakers allowed to make their own movie!

billmaher The only reason this fucking show is 9 hours long is so they can sell more commercials

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MoRocca I like Jeff Bridges but he looks like he smells.

NerdGirlBlogger Is it me, or does it appear that Jeff Bridges beard stinks to high hell?

MoRocca And the winner for best Best Actor endorsement speech is Tim Robbins!

PFTompkins Now, who’s the older Bridges brother– Jeff or Todd?

MLBastian Listening to Jeff Bridges‘ speech, I am realizing he wasn’t really acting when he played The Dude. That was just him. Awesome.

MsInformation Bridges was rambling but I really don’t care because he’s Jeff Bridges, for crying out loud. Totally endearing. #oscars

MoRocca Oprah’s going to give EVERYONE an Oscar!!

helloross So glad Oprah looks pretty!!!

1600doctorb I think Oprah just endorsed skipping school.

NerdGirlBlogger F U Oprah!

PFTompkins Hey, everybody! MR. FUN IS HERE!!!!

DougBenson I’m sure what Sean Penn just said made sense to someone, somewhere. #oscars

NerdGirlBlogger I really thought Gabourey Sidibe was going to win it. So ready to puke right now.

billmaher Actors are just the bestest people in thw world! We are so lucky to be sharing the earth with them!! Fuck!!!

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March 6, 2010 - Posted by | Movies

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