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Screw a “famous person” (literally and figuratively) and YOU TOO could get a magazine cover

Looks like Jon Gosselin’s past relationships are coming back to haunt him. In an upcoming issue of Steppin’ Out magazine,Hailey Glassman — dressed in skimpy attire — opens up on her feelings of ex Jon, Kate GosselinKate Major, rumors about her and stands up to all those who dislike her. Hailey’s tell-all also reveals some intimate secrets about Jon — including what he was like in between the sheets.

In the personal interview with Steppin’ Out, Hailey reveals the actual size of Jon’s equipment along with what their bedroom antics were like.

She tells her side of the story when it comes to how much money the father of eight owes her and what really went down in their NYC apartment.

Hailey reveals that she feels Jon has a mental disease, and never tells the truth. She also blames him for a near death experience her mother had.

Looks like its her claims against his — maybe the truth is somewhere in between?

The issue featuring Hailey’s interview and pictorial hits the stands on February 17.

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In news only slightly less weird and relevant than Rachel Uchitel being hired by Extra,Jon Gosselin‘s ex Hailey Glassman is throwing a huge 23rd birthday bash in NYC.

Hailey, whose big day is February 19, pokes fun at the age difference between her and Jon on her party invitation, titled “Black out or get out.” We don’t really get it.

She sent the invite to more than 3,000 people on Facebook.

“Come out and party for my 23rd. I may be turning 23, but I feel like 32. Come help me remember what it’s like to be 23, aka young and fabulous again,” she writes.

The newly single Hailey Glassman just wrapped a photo shoot for Steppin’ Outmagazine and is all ready to party next week at Quo, one of the city’s hottest sports.

The venue has hosted celebs like Lindsay Lohan, Gwen Stefani, and Diddy in the past. She assures invitees the “real Hailey” is back. So … this is the fake Hailey?

February 10, 2010 Posted by | Advertising, Couples, Gossip, Greed | Comments Off on Screw a “famous person” (literally and figuratively) and YOU TOO could get a magazine cover

4 year old gets “Mock Waterboarded” for incorrectly reciting her ABC’s

I heard this on the radio while driving to work. I’m sick to my stomach.

Man charged with mock ‘waterboarding’ 4-year-old for not reciting her ABC’s

A Washington state soldier is accused of holding his 4-year-old daughter’s head under the water in the kitchen sink mock “waterboard-style” because she would not recite the alphabet,The News-Tribune reports.

The Tacoma newspaper says Thurston County authorities filed a charge of second-degree assault of child against Joshua Ryan Tabor, 27, from the Joint Base Lewis-McChord.

According to court records, police in Yelm responded to a disturbance after Tabor’s girlfriend reported that Tabor “was irate, intoxicated and walking around the neighborhood with his Kevlar helmet threatening to break windows.”

The girlfriend told Yelm police that Tabor beats his 4-year-old daughter, who had locked herself in a closet, the newspaper says.

The News-Tribune said Tabor, according to court records, told a Yelm police officer that he and his girlfriend had “held (his daughter) down on the counter and submerged her head into the water three or four times until the water came around her forehead and jawline.”

He said that she was face-up during the ordeal, which she was forced to undergo for  “refusing to say her letters.”

Tabor also  told police, the documents show,  that he used this form of “punishment” because the girl is afraid of water.

The News-Tribune said police investigation found that Tabor has had “serious anger issues in the past” and “has taken anger management classes.”

(Posted by Doug Stanglin)

February 10, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | | Comments Off on 4 year old gets “Mock Waterboarded” for incorrectly reciting her ABC’s