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Billy Jack has words for Jon and Kate

“Jon and Kate, I want you to know… that I try. When fans tell me that I’m supposed to stop hating, and be passive and nonviolent like they are, I try. I really try. Though when I see these kids… of such beautiful spirit… so degraded… so exploited. . . and this little girl… that we all love… spanked like a naughty monkey … this little girl, who is so special to us we call her “God’s little gift of sunshine”… and I think of the number of years that she’s going to have to carry in her memory… the savagery of this idiotic moment of yours… I just go BERSERK!”

I still have this album

I still have this album

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won’t be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after….
One tin soldier rides away.

July 23, 2009 Posted by | Billy Jack, Gosselin, Gossip, Greed, Reality TV | , , | Comments Off on Billy Jack has words for Jon and Kate

Okay, now I think we are being punked! Ashton? Alan Funt?

Jon Gosselin, Kate Major and Michael Lohan (and his blond escort) had dinner in the Hamptons. Also included was Jill Zarin from RHWoNY and The Mayor of South Hampton.

Kate wanted fame and fortune. She had a wonderful vacation with Steve and the kids in Bald Head Island. Jon had a vacation or two also. The French Riveria and now The Hamptons. Wasn’t it just yesterday that Hailey Glassman was declaring her love for Jon? Yesterday. Yes, that’s when it was. Scroll down. He was publicly kissing Hailey a few days ago. This is a joke, right? Publicity stunt? Episode for a new prank program? That’s it. Jon’s got a new reality program in the works:

“Konned with Jon”, new this fall on FOX

This is Jon’s new buddy.


Sharing tips for living off your children, exploiting their childhoods and basically being an embarrassment to fathers everywhere!
with Special Guest Stars: Joe Jackson and  Joe Simpson.

Breaking News!

Star Reporter Dating Jon Gosselin

July 22, 2009

It’s a stunning turn of events that even Star couldn’t see coming, father-of-eight Jon Gosselin and one of our reporters have fallen for each other.

Kate Major confirmed tonight that she and the Jon & Kate Plus 8 dad are an item, five days after they were first photographed together.

“I didn’t mean it to happen, it just did,” Kate, 26, says. “I went to do a story on Jon and ended up falling for him.”

The surprise news means that Jon, 32, and his girlfriend Hailey Glassman, daughter of his wife’s plastic surgeon, are over.

Tonight Jon and his new Kate went for dinner in East Hampton with Lindsay Lohan‘s father Michael — a long-time friend of Kate’s.

Read next week’s Star for the full story.

July 23, 2009 Posted by | Couples, Gosselin, Gossip, Greed, Reality TV | , | Comments Off on Okay, now I think we are being punked! Ashton? Alan Funt?