Posted Nov 7th 2009 9:30AM by TMZ Staff
An Indiana prisoner claims his swimmers are responsible for Kate Gosselin’s eight AND Octomom Nadya Suleman’s latest litter … and now he wants his supposed spawn to come live with him in lockdown.
In the most entertaining handwritten court papers you’ll ever read, Jonathan Lee Riches — who has filed many lawsuits against celebs in the past — wants custody of the Gosselin kids, the Suleman kids, John Edwards’ love child, all the kids on “ABC’s ‘All My Children’” and Bristol Palin’s child “which Bristol kidnapped from Linda Tripp.”In the awesome papers, filed in Illinois, Riches claims he met Kate “at a Harrisburg Long John Silvers over octopuss” — and when Kate went to a fertility clinic in 2002, his “sperm was added to the mix.”
More awesome lines included in the papers:
– “TLC stands for Torturing Little Children.”
– “Jon Gosselin is really a woman on steroids.”
– “I sued Black History Month.”
There’s much more awesomeness to be had … JUST READ THE PAPERS.
November 7, 2009 -
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13 Comments
Add him to the long list of fame whores longing for their 15 mins. $$$ talks bullshit walks………..
I know but he’s so crazy he’s funny.
My DH and I had a good laugh over this one. What kids did K8 have in 2002? Must keep that one in the attic.
What a waste of tax dollars. I hope he has to pay the fees. Bullshit lawsuits piss me off.
You have to admit…. Torturiing Little Children IS kind of humorous!
Torturing Little Children? Sorry, I don’t think that is humorous. I think he is bang on right! Those children need therapy as a result of TLC filming, disregard for child labour laws, suing their father and let’s not forget their “mother”’s abusive nature.
Yes. They need therapy YESTERDAY.
Too bad nobody has appointed the kids representation yet. I guess Kate is blowing someone in the State department too.
She did once say her mouth is her best asset.
It would be funny if it wasn’t true.
Although the guy is taking up precious court time and resources processing this suit and it ticks me off – I must say I appreciated his sense of humor. He’s certainly got a creative mind, keeps up on entertainment news, and has nice penmanship to boot.
Ha, ha, It just shows how ridiculous these multiple ‘baby factories’ have become to grab the attention of this nut job.
I heard this one to. I was like WHAT???? Just a way to get your crazy ass in the news. 15 min fame manwhore just wanted to be heard. Pretty pathetic that he admitted sleeping with the she devil kate. Oh gezz I wouldn’t even admit that one.. Ewww gross….
No, I think he said he met her at Long John Silvers, over some octopus, and she had
him make a deposit at the fertility clinic. If he’s Asian, I might believe it.
Someone should tell him that impregnating Octo and Kunt isn’t anything to brag about. Is he Josh Duggars daddy too? That would explain some things.